Recent content by Monkey_Warfare

Go to a warmer country on the continent and see how little of their language you can get away with speaking. Or if you can't afford that go on shitty camping holiday to some trash littered, overcrowded beach and pray it doesn't rain, then decide to get a better job so you can go to the south of...

Microsoft's handling of the Xbones release has probably provided more entertainment than the console itself will. It has been a shining example of how to run a PR train wreck with arrogant comments, failure to explain system features correctly or in a way that doesn't alienate customers and...

Scout just edges out pyro for me in gameplay terms Though as a character, lets go practice medicine My hatred of spies is second only to my hatred of teammates who don't spy check

Civilization series, Total war games etc. The most challenging part is usually the early game. Towards the end you generally have pulled ahead of your rivals by killing/crippling the strongest and have better units so you can just roll any threat and are left with a tedious grind through the...

Mass effect 2, the probe B.S. is required for the best ending and is just stupid. The combat was mediocre and the story, while above par, was ruined by the fact I felt like the game was obliging me to do this BS minigame.

The ravenor/eisenhorn series were my favourite, though my favourite book was 16 Hours, the ending hit me right in the feels.

Sonic the hedgehog 3, the first game I got and the first game I completed. Nostalgia for this is why I still play sonic games in the hopes of another like this (though generations and colours were surprisingly good) Doom 2, consumed my childhood and turned me into a PC gamer. Aside from a...

Either pokemon and get an eevee cause they are SO GODDAMN CUTE (can't find the picture blast it) and has a good quality of living and is clearly quite safe as 10 year olds get sent off alone and most parents show no worry. The problem is that for everyone exept the protagonists in most games...

Compared to the original in the series Matrix revolutions is worse, but PotC: At Worlds End is worse. The plot made no sense at all even with suspension of disbelief, the action scenes were stupid (getting married in the middle of the final battle?) and the characters were unlikable. Matrix at...

This is one of the games that raised me and taught me anger and frustration more than anything else. Playing it again after about 8 years away and missing the whole of 1.6 and source and it is still as awesome and frustrating and ever. Especially noobs with flashbangs. I hate noobs with...

If they die they stop buying good companies and running them into the ground right? I have reached the point where I check the publishers before I buy. If its Ubisoft (Painful DRM), Activision (stagnate and release overpriced maps and seem to have infected blizzard) or EA (main points are...

The plot idea is not bad (not as good as origins but better than DA2) but biowares execution of late has been left wanting. Heres hoping EA decides ruining their investment is foolish and letting Bioware get back to their old ways but not expecting them too.

If they want to retain players they need things like the pandemonium event. Why grind for better items when there is nothing to use those items on? Persoanlly I was bored by the end of nightmare, the game dumbed it down so your character felt generic due to the fixed skill points and skill...

As someone who both drives and cycles frequently drivers are worse where I'm from. The cyclist avoid the majority of roads like the plague as it is practically a death sentence, cars pass as close to bikes as possible, pull out right in front of bikes, overtake and immediatley turn, a couple of...

That no two people see the same thing when they see blue. How do I know that what my perception of blue is matches yours?