Recent content by MonkeyspiderB

I currently weigh around 325 pounds and I'm on medication that causes me gain and keep weight on. I can't stop taking the meds so I have to do it some other way, also I was fat even before the meds, they just made it worse. I would walk to school except it's a long way away. I don't have a whole...

If the terrorist captured me that would mean I'm one of the few people that knows how to properly program the missle(s) guidence systems. I'd request payment for my "help" in the form of an MI-24 "Hind" attack helicopter, which I'll use one of the nuke to rig a nuclear reactor for to power it...

What is the best way to lose weight and build muscle as fast as reasonably possible? I should add in before steroids, "super model diet", magic infomercial pills, and similar fake solutions.

Oh, forgot to add in here that her birthday was recently.

Thanks for the useful advice as a way of saying thank you here's some advice back 1)Get an iron rod 2)Find a fireplace, if you don't have one ask to use someone else's. 3)Put one end of the iron rod in the fire until red hot. 4)Insert the red hot rod up your ass. 5)judging from your...

Sorry I guess I accidentally removed it when I edited the original post. What I'm asking I how would I be able to increase the chance she would go out with me.

Trust me, I didn't find the pic intentionally or on that site. If I remember right the place I first found it was funny junk, a site that has funny picture, but alot of the time people somehow confuse "funny" and "hot chick in bikini". The only reason I know the source is that they had the site...

Sorry for double posting and bumping, but I'm hoping someone will respond.

Ok, so there's this girl I know at my school who I have a crush on but unfortunately have not talked to her that much and due to an event I'm not sure if she even remembers me anymore. What happened was that last school year about halfway through I simply disappeared with no one as far as I know...