Recent content by MONTGOMERYWOODRUFF69

The abillity to fart with the force of an atomic bomb, why you may ask? Because farts are allways funny! :p

OH DEAR LORD LET'S HOPE NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! otherwise u are deaf, and should seek medical help. But truefully you need 2 get your hearing checked and I mean now kid!!!!!!!! But even at my age u should hear something........

BLACK RAIN, Back in the year 1989, Please excuse the admition of age kids,but that film bored me to tears, after 15 minutes I walked out of it. I SAT THROUGH "THE ABYSS" kids so let that tell you my limit kiddos!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's not Dinotopia or any of those books is it? The name of the author escapes me at the moment. God knows my mind is like a lazy susan it might come back around......

Ghost in the shell, I really shouldn't have to say more than that, the games were PURE CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That nameless sword Kenpachi carries around with him, well either that or a rabid wolverine duct taped to a stick,

I'm not quite old enough to fart dust just yet, although I do have 5 Grandkids. I'm 41 at the moment but I'm as immature as the average teenager, hell I spend most of my time playing Modern Warfare and trading insults with kids! Age is just a number kids so have fun, be safe, and beware of the...

Hot as Hell. I went through basic training in Georgia during the month of August back in 1988, it was about 109 on top of the humid conditions. A dude in another platoon dropped dead from heat exaustion, for real it was brutal. But I have to admit that the rough conditions I came out of there in...

Go on Xbox Live and you'll find there is no age limit on cursing, or racism, or homophobia, I could go on but you get the idea.

King Kong, you just don't mess with the giant gorilla, unless you happen to be Peter Jackson.

Actually there wasn't enough time for them to give her the pain killers, she did ask for them, the girl ain't stupid, but the kid decide he wanted out right then and the drugs got nixed by the mid-wife. And we did that six times, tell me women aren't tougher than men because I'd have been dead...

A kick in the groin is more painful than giving birth???? I saw my wife push out a ten pound,fourteen ounce baby. I gotta tell ya I'd rather be kicked in the groin, hell I'd rather slam my nads in a car door because she had that kid natural, no pain killers, and he got stuck so they had to jerk...

Maybe you are just a glutton for punishment, but take heart not all of us guys are assholes, but there do seem to be a hell of a lot of them around.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! Dammit Mark Hamill's Joker was the whole reason I played through Arkham Asylum in the first place, it sure as hell wasn't for that lame ass Killer Croc, talk about a massive let down.

Dear God I just faceplamed so hard I think I broke my damn nose! Ok that being said I think farts are allways funny, and no I'm not a teenager I'm over fourty, if you fart around kids they laugh, the same goes for old folks in the nursing home if someone blasts a good one even the oldest man...