Recent content by Mordant Marmite

I have OCD and used to do it out of compulsion. Now I'm so used to doing it that I do it automatically in one fluid motion as I get out of bed (does that still count as a compulsion?). I've actually scared myself before, coming back from the toilet in the middle of the night to find my...

This. AI that was too realistic would be scary but I think an RPG that writes its story (and does it convincingly) as you play would be sheer awesome.

Lies! Anyways I'd say: Blackadder, Black Books, Fawlty Towers, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, Hyperdrive, The IT Crowd, The League Of Gentlemen, Men Behaving Badly, Porridge, One Foot In The Grave, Spaced and The Thin Blue Line. Also depending on taste: Absolutely Fabulous, Are You Being...

I live in the 'south' of England and that description doesn't seem to apply to me. Could my mirror be lying to me? I shall look upon it with an eye of suspicion from now on...

They say they've already fixed this. In fact they're using it as a selling point *rolls eyes*. There's now: no pop-in, no elevators and no inventory system apparently. When you find new weapons you now "scan them" and when you go back to the ship your team auto-equips any scanned weapons...

White English. German and Scottish heritage. . South of where?

Off the top of my head: 1.Bloody 2.What 3.Bugger Other than that I go through phases of overusing certain words/phrases anywhere from a week to a month or two. Probably more down to OCD though as it is usually accompanied by what I would describe as some sort of 'physical tic'...

The English? I didn't realise that was an option, then again with Miranda being 'the Aus' I guess they'd have English as well... (now that I think about it Aussie characters are becoming an increasing poular trend at the mo - why is that?) What special abilities does the English have...

You poor, poor confused soul.

Not sure why but I found that pant-wettingly hilarious (figuratively speaking of course...) Anyways how about: Or any variation thereof. To get inside you have to do a kamikazee run and dive into it's insidious gob :P

Pasties and our self deprecating sense of humour?

There's only one though and unfortunately it's Barrowman. The others (who seemed to only crop up when RTD was writing) were two-dimentional and entirely pointless. Actually that should be another thing added to the growing list of RTD's many stupid writing habits: having background...

Glad to see there are more Wilf/Cribbins fans. Seriously his brief appearance along with Russel Tovey (Alonso), Geoffrey Palmer (The Captain) and Clive Swift (Mr Copper) were the only things that held the "Voyage of the Dammed" episode together. And it was awesome :D

Note: Only had time to read first page. I do like Doctor Who. Excuse what are likely to be numerous typos... You correct him and yet you still refer to them as seasons? Apart from Tennent being the best so far (he really isn't), what he said. I think one of the worst moments that comes to...

I'd played the first, briefly, at a friends house. I was about to buy it when I saw the second one, looked at the back of both boxes and then bought the second. I decided there wasn't much point in following the plot when it really just amounts to: kid with silly hair-do and disney characters...