Recent content by Morpheu5

hahahaha oh Terry Pratchett classic

Years ago a good mate of mine had just moved to Australia from Scotland. The morning after we'd moved him into his new abode he rang me asking for me to come down and give assistance. In a panic, his accent was out of control. "Calm down" I said, "Whats the problem?"....... "THE MOOSE IS LOOSE...

Couple of years ago I was in the local supermarket with my 3yo daughter. We were at the deli and I had just finished explaining to my youngun to be careful of the glass where the roast chickens etc are, as it is very hot. Anyhoo, a little old lady with little old lady wrinkley legs and soforth...