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    Poll: Final Fantasy 7 remake Yes or No

    No. Just...no. Final Fantasy 7 was an over-hyped, ugly, nonsensical pile of hideousness whose sole saving grace was that it propelled the PlayStation onwards to the top of the sales charts. The plot was loving awful (HAY GUYZ LETS MASSAKER INNOCENTS TO KEEP TEH EARTH ALIVE FOR FIVE MOAR MINUTES...
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    Is It Worth It?

    Well, getting a 1gb GPU future-proofs your computer to a limited degree, so if you have the money to spend and can't think of any other reasons, then get it, I suppose.
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    Any good JRPGs on the PC?

    Wow, that was an interesting and novel contribution. And that's saying something from someone with a self-professed loathing of the genre. Really, just because you don't like something dosn't mean you can't at least grin, bear it and contribute.
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    Poll: If the Wii, Xbox 360 and PS3 were people. Who would they be?

    Ignoring the disturbing characterisations of the last poster... Wii: 20-something party guy who goes to clubs every night Ecksbawks360: A Cyberman. Look it up. Pee-ess-3: An 80-year old, wheelchair bound businessman on an I.V. ... I cooked these up in five minutes, cut me some slack.
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    Any good JRPGs on the PC?

    Not to nitpick, but the Playstation was technically incapable of 640x480. It actually ran at about 320x280.
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    Any good JRPGs on the PC?

    I don't understand the point of asking about JRPGs on the PC. As another poster said, PCs are an unpopular gaming medium in Japan largely thanks to a strong console market there. Emulator-wise however, pSX (that's how the name is spelt) is brilliant. It doesn't need any configuation with...