Recent content by Mr. Cheese

What about Brock?

Dream World pokemon have got shit on my Porygon 2. Duckings IV will destroy you with a level of resentment that only Satan himself can match, he will tear you apart with the force of a thousand burning suns and cast each part aside like a dirty rag.

I get what you mean, I never say I'm American. (because I'm not, deal with it.)

paint.exe?

Reshiram is a legendary chicken. A legendary chicken. I think you know what to do.

as Ninjas are the sworn enemies of pirates, go pirate some stuff and they will emerge enraged and ready for battle.

Lady's go crazy over the Gandalf-style beards.

Is the specific heat capacity of stainless steel different to that of plastic? (I think it is, but that is based off the extremely scientific pursuit of wild guessing.) If so, it will require more energy to increase in temperature than plastic. Feel free to completely debunk this, as I'm half...

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favourite blog on The Citadel

Fix the head and the lip-synching, change the art (maybe use a tablet) and practice flash in general a lot by making shittons of short clips/drawing pictures in it. Eventually you get better (you should if you have any modicum of skill) and then the better animations/drawings follow. Also...

Beat him with a very large stick and tell him to grow the fuck up. Alternatively, film him yelling and whatnot.

Baccano is the best anime regardless.

UNLEASH THE FURY OF THE CAGED BEAST, THE YEAH THAT BECKONS FROM THE DEEPEST HOLE, THE YEAH FROM BENEATH, HELL YEAH.

-Cover based combat with ess emm gees. -Freeman will be replaced with a large marine with biceps the size of his head. -Alyx will find a way to always be wearing a bikini and her dialogue will be entirely double entendre. -The G-Man will be a CIA sleeper agent and will join the new Freeman as...

Sacrifice six babies and a virginal woman under the red moon whilst chanting the Prayer of Lament after performing the Ritual of the Black Ram and the decision will be made by Slaak Tharm, Baron of Death.