Recent content by Mr.Floppy

WAIT! My girlfriend first became attracted to me because she likes my hugs! Now we have sex! I get it: hugs lead to to teen sex! But on a more serious note, I once was suspended for writing some admittedly terrible things in a girls yearbook, which we all thought was a joke and she was...

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Haha. This, all of it. Here's a first year sociology major's 2 cents (to explain my qualification, or lack thereof) There are three ways in which people think: traditionally, emotionally, and logically. Traditionally meaning thinking in terms of "This is how its been done, so this is how...

All time? Free Radical. Timesplitters is still my favorite FPS franchise since I found TS2 in my local used games store. I'm still depressed they're in limbo or whatever the hell happened after they were locked out of their offices. Its particularly bitter because they were advertising for TS4...

There are a lot of people in this thread wondering exactly why people think this is funny. This is how people's brains work: 1) People laugh at others pain, including you, and you know it. Remember that time when your friend tripped on the [insert object here] and fell over? Remember how you...

this is cool, you would need to execute the story correctly so that the cops actions were justified with him knowing full well that he was going to bust the peeople he was with. Or else use amnesia (bleh!)

Sorry for the wall of text, but I had to get this into a single thought. I thought about two occurences during WW1 when I read this. The first story goes that the Americans were shelling a little too close to a German hospital, so the germans sent over a runner and they brought an American...

My first character was just for shits and giggles. I did some stupid random spread of stats, I think charisma was low and strength was high, and I tagged guns, lockpick, and sneak, thinking I was going to play it like FO3. Then I turned into the ultimate "assertive" cannibal merchant. I had all...

I apologize for the wall of text, but asking me to choose my favorite FPS is like lining up 30 ridiculously hot porn stars and telling me to pick one. I cant do it, not a snowball's chance in hell. So I have an 8 way tie (plus an honorable mention) because these are all games I would willingly...