Recent content by mr gonzomatic

The local indie shop I frequent(one of the few to survive the Gamestop onslaught), has a weird rule about rated games. ANYBODY can demo ANY game, with the exception of AO rated games. However, to purchase, an M or AO game you must show ID.

The shopkeeper, ANY shopkeeper!

Sorry guy, Tim Burton already made Nightmare Before Christmas and also Gremlins 1 pretty much had that effect too. As for me, people who just have to have a full convo in the middle of the grocery isle so that nobody else can get around.

I don't have girfriends. I have booty calls.

As soon as they ask questions, I giving it to them straight-up. No tip-toeing around the facts or beating around any bushes(no pun intended). I'm loading up both barrels and letting 'em have it. Everything from foreplay, to birth control, to copulation, to fertilization, to live birth will be...

My opinion on the matter is Super Mario World for the SNES. But for the sake of the poll, I'll vote for the ultimate time killer; Tetris.

An old friend of mine and I had a convo just like this about a month back as she was with me as I picked up Muramasa and HotD: Overkill; she was returning her bricked X-360 for the nth time. We determined the gamer's come with three main flavors with those in between being more common...

In no particular order: Top 3 Games of the Year: Fat Princess, Arkham Asylum, Street Fighter 4 -Fat Princess is one of the most crazy addictive games I've ever played. Crazy in that I have no fucking clue why I can't stop playing it, but it might have something to do with the mad-cap...

I'm not really that big into gramer games, but I do like me my football. The game was NCAA Football '07; and my Fresno State Bulldogs in their third year of development have fought their way to an undefeated season. After a few lucky upsets, my 'Dogs earned the number 2 rank at the end of the...

I usually play through the games regardless. I honestly don't know if it's some kind of subliminal masochistic tendency in me; but I want to have the knowledge that I completed the game, saw the ending, seared it into my memory, and NEVER have to go through that again. Well, except for the...

Can't wait for Ep. 10. All dues get owed.

Not sure if anybody else has said this or not yet, but still I gotta say it. Doesn't that sprite(yes, I said it) look a lot like that one freaky chick from 'The Ring'?

Prolly got lost at the baggage claim. XD Seriously though, those costumes themselves aren't that bad. I've seen skimpier outfits and camel-toe emphasizing bodysuits at vehicle expos. Especially East Asian vehicle expos. If this took place in a more fundamental area like in the Middle East, I...

Call it a cliche; but the one thing I can't help, but criticize is politics. I can pick apart any political nominee or candidate and display them for all to see. Although I won't take responsibility for anyone that was elected because I myself have never agreed with any candidate since I...

For me: 1)AVG Free 2)Firefox 3)TOR Package If you can't secure your connections straight-away on a new rig, you might as well have crosshairs on your IP and MAC addresses.