Recent content by Mr. Simpleton

Me not that kind of Orc. EPIC!!!!

He could never be crazy. Anyone who came up with something as Bi Winning is way more sane then all of us. Bi Winning = Win!

"Jizzed in my pants." followed by a jizz face.

16th Birthday to a girl who I had had a thing with for a while. 3 years later while at university I became friends with her brother. Still wonder if I will ever tell him.

Sorry we're out of cake. So my only choice is or death?

Amusing yes I doubt the Extra Credits guys, even though I love them and watch them, would be able to grasp the true cynicism that being a game reviewer like Yahtzee brings but it would be nice to hear a new spin on the commentary.

I'd far rather be cremated but if I had to be left in a box I'd have: "Parting with friends is a sadness. A place is only a place." -Dune-