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    Best pick-up line.

    "Is heaven missing an angel? 'Cuz you've got nice cans..."
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    Actors with Real Talent

    I agree. But first watch Fast Times at Ridgemont High and then watch Milk. Although Jeff Spicoli isn't really a serious role, the two parts are polar opposites his acting range is stunning.
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    Poll: Do you like "last thing you killed was" threads?

    Pretty much this. I hate seeing the same thread over and over again.
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    A few questions about the Escapist.

    The quizzes are under the "Community" tab.
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    Just Who Are You?

    You wanna know who Mr. Spazza is? What makes you think I know who Mr. Spazza is? When I look in the mirror, all I see staring back at me is a collection of illusions, manufactured memories, and pre-packaged emotions for sale inside your local Hallmark store. Who am I? Hmph. Don't waste...
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    Kotick Itching to Sell Cutscenes As Films

    I honestly don't see what's so bad with this. It simply sounds like they are planning to make video game movies. EDIT: I'm not exactly clear on what Kotick wants to do here. Does he want to make movies of brand NEW cutscenes? Or does he just want to take cutscenes out of games and sell those...
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    Undertaking a weight lose plan!

    You need to do a lot of cardio, not walking like you said, jogging. Try to run 2 miles every day. Drink lots and lots of water too. Most of the time when you feel that 'hunger feeling' it's actually your body saying that it's thirsty. DON'T EAT ANY SUGAR. I don't know your diet but try...
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    What's the game that you have put the most hours into?

    Well, the first KOTOR says that I have logged over 1,000,000 hours on it. But one million hours is like 3000 years. So I think its just because I kept unplugging my xbox to plug in other consoles and I was too lazy to set the right time and date when I would hook my xbox back up.
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    Can we get some originality? Please?

    Someone's been watching a lot of Zero Punctuation. OT: There are plenty of "original" games out there, just go buy them. They're just not being released by big studios. Activision isn't going to release the next big artsy-original-cult classic game. Just because the "original" games aren't...
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    Voices you wish you had

    This. Or Billy West. So that way I can sound like the Professor and Zoidberg.
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    Best Anti-Virus Software?

    I use Webroot Antivirus with spy sweeper. It's been working pretty good for me. Just out of curiosity what do you escapists think of it? Is it good?
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    You've just become emperor of the world. What's your first decree?

    The first decree is to legalize marijuana. The tyranny and the bullshit's gone on too long. You old fuckin' shrivs who blocked it's legalization, you're banished from the land! The second decree: no more pollution, no more car exhaust, or ocean dumpage. From now on, we will travel in...
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    Point and Click

    There's a sequel to that game called Dreamfall: The Longest Journey. It evolved out of point and click so I'm not 100% sure if you'd be interested in it. I like both of the games, so you might want to try that out, if you haven't already. You should check out this list...
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    Despicable Movie

    You're trying way too hard to be like Yahtzee. The very poor writing doesn't help you either, it looks like you wrote this in about five minutes.
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    The most realistic shooter ever.

    Well in some games it is fun to do that. When I played Halo:CE I enjoyed being virtually unstoppable. I enjoyed jumping off of a building and sniping two aliens on my way down. I like it when games are creative and unrealistic. It gets really boring playing game after game where you take a...