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    Poll: You're a virgin, would you rather your first time be with another virgin or someone with experience?

    So the actual question is: Exactly how much of a fumbling awkward mess do you want your first time to be?
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    Poll: Give up Human Form: If you had this option, would you take it?

    As much fun as being human is, I can't honestly say I'm not curious about trying something else out for size. Energy being sounds cool. God sounds pretty fun. Overmind of a Swarm collective could also be a nifty experience. So many options.
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    What if you could erase one aspect of mankind?

    Ever heard of the "The Invention of Lying". It more or less examines this idea... whether or not it does it well... that is another question entirely.
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    What if you could erase one aspect of mankind?

    Agreed, and as long as we don't remove the survivalistic elements of this trait, such as, oyu know, the want to survive... I think it will be a general gain for society, technology, and understanding. Also, your avatar makes this particular choice hilariously ironic. edit: I've never much...
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    People blaming Obama for the blackouts

    Excuse me for a moment. *puts head under pillow and screams*
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    Are your tastes in music/movies/whatever different from what's 'popular' nowadays?

    I like some new stuff, I like some old stuff. There is great music made now, and there was great music made 20 years ago, 40 years ago, centuries ago even. The same goes for movies (except for the centuries bit), books, art, ect. If one limits ones tastes based on the point on which a thing...
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    LoadingReadyRun: Voluntourism

    Double post fail
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    LoadingReadyRun: Voluntourism

    Truly, an inspiring message to lift the hearts of all college students everywhere. So inspiring, in fact, that I am going to go and dig wells in Africa, RIGHT NOW.
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    Poll: what do you want done with your body after you die

    Hollowed out, put a few strings and sticks in me, and use my body as a really hilarious puppet at the children's hospitals.
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    Recommend me stories with evil protragonists

    The Count of Monte Cristo. Yah, sure its for revenge whatever.... but the asshole takes it waaaay too far. If he's not a villain protagonist he's atleast a very grey/black antihero.
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    Poll: The Warrior, the Wizard and the Thief

    Hahahah, touche sir, touche. But I don't need no fancy cloak to blow shit up.
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    Poll: The Warrior, the Wizard and the Thief

    As a mage, ANYTHING I kill blows up hilariously and/or catches on fire. And what sort of mage doesn't have no detection spells up. Anyway. Thieves are always my second choice, because yes, backstabbing is super satisfying.
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    If you were God, what would you do?

    Give everyone a third eye right in the middle of their head instantaneously, never reveal my existence, and then just go fuck around the universe, come back in a few years, see how they reacted. Trollololol.
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    Poll: The Warrior, the Wizard and the Thief

    To quote a Wizard: "I am somewhat preoccupied telling the laws of physics to shut up and sit down." A warrior can smash stuff with a hammer, a thief can cut a throat or pick a pocket, but a wizard, a wizard can manipulate time and space itself!
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    Can high difficulty and atmosphere fit together?

    I The Tower of Latria was the only thing in a game that gave me a straight up nightmare. Goddamn that tower and all its godamned chime sounds. Granted, while it didn't impact me quite as much, I REALLY like the painted world of Ariamis in Dark Souls, atmosphere wise.