Recent content by mrblackett

You can't have that because it's already mine. Wakka Wakka.

I was blind as a baby. I didn't respond to anything waved in front of my face. They presumed that if I did have any sight at all, I'd at least need glasses. 20/20 vision.

I don't think it's a bad thing that people have been exposed to music they wouldn't have been exposed to otherwise. I wish all the music I like was more popular.

The world would still have these people. They just wouldn't be playing Counter Strike. ...Saints Row. It feels like my dad tried to make a GTA clone and used Limp Biskit (sp?) videos as research. It's just awful.

I had an argument with a relative over who was the better singer. Cliff or Tom Jones. I don't know why we set the two against each other but he was convinced that Cliff is the superior vocalist. No, I don't speak to this relative anymore.

Wannabe - Spice Girls. The first time I saw it was on Saturday morning television. I thought "This is the most moronic piece of garbage I've ever seen. Look at those silly girls. They think they're going to get a musical career out of this." The next day I found out they were number one. A...

I do all three but not compulsively. I only smoke when I get drunk. I drink two or three cans of lager every other day but only get drunk once a month. I take drugs when they're someone elses. I gamble when I have spare money. I'm not changing for anyone. I do these things because I enjoy...

May I congratulate and thank you and your people for tequila. It's, well, it's just bloody marvelous.

So you should be, treasonous cur.

What for? I haven't done anything.

I am Queen Elizabeth II.

Guitar Hero: The Movie directed by Brett Ratner. I swear if that film does get made, I'm joining al-Qaeda.

Really? Whatever happened to talking about girls/boys you fancy? What super power you would have? What you would do with a million *insert local currency*? To be honest, the reason I'm so cynical (besides my age) is that none of the options you've listed are mutually exclusive. You can't...

You haven't answered my question. Why? How do you expect to grow as a person from this knowledge?

In all seriousness - well, all the seriousness I can muster given the circumstances - why do you need this? How do you expect to become a better, more enlightened human being from this thread?