Recent content by Mrpersonface

Let me tell you a story boys and girls, a long time ago there was a little RPG called final fantasy 7 and when it came out much rejoicing was done by all lovers of RPGs so the developers decided to make some sequels, and so FF8 was born it looked different to FF7 and they had simplified the...

Yeah read the call of cthulu by H.P. lovecraft its basically that. Aliens hiding beyond space that will kill us all etc etc

Yahtzees chzon mythos world, pain elementals are nasty. Being kept alive as a foodsource in constant agony until finally you go insane and it uses you as a puppet to fulfill its own ends.

I once woke up after a drunken night out in the pond at the bottom of my garden no idea how i got there, numb from the waist down and when Removed my clothes I was covered in leeches which had been there for god knows how long and were bigger than I'd ever seen before. Ever been hungover and...

On behalf of Britain I'd like to apologise for starting the trend of taking potshots at the french and then passing it on to other countries

L4D zombies arent too smart (see pipebomb) Maybe try killing a few and wearing bits of them to blend in.

It seems to me that youve been presented with an opportunity here. If you hang around with them while theyre drinking and do not drink yourself they might mock you at first but there is a lot to be said for being the only one to accurately remember the evening and if they are as bad as you make...

I would find a high building get a bungee chord and see how long it took the zombies to figure out how to get me. Basically id die horribly but I wouldn't die bored