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I think she has a pathological fear of cats. Then again, I get that a lot with women: I ask them to say hello to my little friend, and they get all shocked when it's a 4lb tabby called Giles in a smoking jacket and a beret. Why don't women like men who dress up animals? But back to the...

Sort of. I just asked my girlfriend and she says that she doesn't mind if I have a cat, but she'd get cross if I called it Terence, dressed it up in a pink tutu and make-up and took it to bed with us. Now I'm confused, because I thought that's what being kind was.

Look, it's quite simple: Men are from Mars, women don't have a penis

Interestingly, although I prefer the film to the book, it misses an awful lot of what makes the book so much more intelligent: particularly Eli's backstory. There's one hint in the film of something to do with this, but really it's completely passed over. On the positive side, they also pass...