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Friend 1: Did you read my report? Friend 2: Yeah... Friend 1: What did you think? Friend 2: It sucked. Friend 1: Like your mom last night! Oooohhh! Friend 2: You got a blow-job from your grandma? *Pause* Friend 1: Hey... Cracked me up...

Bodyguards appear at the door with censored guns. Bodyguard 1: Freeze, or we'll shoot you. Kaiba: Go right ahead. Bodyguard 2: Bang, bang!! Ba-dow, ba-dow, ba-dow!! Bang!! Kaiba: Oh, no. You got me. Bodyguard 1: Hey, stop making fun of our invisible guns. Bodyguard 2: Bang...

Just to back up your statement; I counted the number of MH3 commercials last week during the drama with the, currently, highest number of viewers. Five times (!)

This statement is a lie. Clean and simple.

A random documentary about the history of lobotomy. The images were so awful that I, literary, threw up halfway through. The images are now burned into my memory and I still have nightmares about it.

First of all, most people responding is this thread is just below 20 (roughly). Most people responding in this thread says they played about five years ago (roughly). Runescape is mostly played by children in middle-school, or the like. Do the math. But seriously, those numbers do not...

I w-want everyone o-on m-m-my funeral to w-wear po-pokemon-costumes... and top-hats *dies* (Come on. It is the only time you will ever be able to say something like that, and have people actually doing it.)