Recent content by Musical-Wheelchair

I've always loved 8/16bit games, whether they're oldie gems from the SNES era or more recent stuff that's just simple with the graphics. Ol' Papa constantly rattles me about playing artifacts. But you know what? I don't need excessively detailed graphics, I focus on GAMEPLAY dammit. Older style...

I know nothing, I live under a rock. A rock locked up in a ten-inch thick, reinforced titanium box buried some 500 feet below the Earth's crust. ....I need to get out more. Ohyes- and welcome to the Escapist!

Well, I was going to go with something excessively adorable to make the heroes feel horrible, but seeing how there's no alt option for that.... gonna have to go with clockworks, there're all sorts of nice perks to having inorganic minions. You can repair the ones who've taken moderate damage and...

C'mon guys, if you picked Kirby, the meal would be open in ten seconds. And he might inhale you by accident in the process. As for me, maaaybeee... Curly, from Cave Story? She seems like decent company.

If an NPC is innocent or just some generic bystander, I will do everything in my power to keep them alive. Even if it has no impact on the game, I'll go out of my way and reload a save eight times if I have to. Also (in Morrowind, at least): Any time I kill someone, I strip them nude and...

This is actually somewhat of a hard question for me to answer, because I have a drastically weakened libido (I might have a hormone imbalance or something). I suppose it would be accurate to say I'm bisexual, though I lean towards straight. I try to stay real open with myself whenever the...

I have a tanto laying near my bed. Come to think of it, it's waaaaaay overdue for a good polishing...

Pretty much anything from Shadow of the Colossus. So damn epic...

-Light gray t-shirt or solid blue/red/gray button up shirt -Semi-classy black vest -Black belt -Blue jeans The button up shirts and vest are more recent, replacing my navy blue hoodies. Decided I wanted something a bit more... dapper. I'm also looking for a good fedora.

Super poofy. Technically straight, but poof describes it so much better. Some of my friends call it memory hair, since you can push it one way and it will go right back....

Hear hear. There's something much more elegant about a blade. With guns, it's just 'aim and pull the trigger', and the only discernible notable difference between an amateur and a pro is whether the target is hit or not. But spears, blades, etc etc. are MUCH more visually impressive than your...

=STAIR MAN= *Cue Megaman boss intro fanfare*

Boxers. I find the denim of my pants mighty uncomfortable, and briefs cut off the circulation in your legs (all three of 'em).

When they Only partially true. Keep in mind that elements like races (moogles, chocobos, cactuars, all the summon monsters, etc), classes ([insert color here] mage, etc), and the like are carried over.

I'm far too eccentric and humor-obsessed. Half the time I can get people laughing, albeit nervously with an awkward smile.