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    Unskippable: Asura's Wrath, Part 2 - Hack The Planet (Into Pieces!)

    I don't know guys, the Brahmastra just sounds like a bunch of bull.
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    Unskippable: The Witch and the Hundred Knight - Being a Familiar Ain't Easy

    I seem to recall Harry Anderson saying that on Night Court.
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    Unskippable: The Guided Fate Paradox, Part 2

    So many more questions... If I just became God, and you're working for me now, who were you working for before you made me God, and what happened to them? Why does a newly-crowned (pardon the expression) God get only a novice angel? Shouldn't an inexperienced God have the most expert...
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    Unskippable: Dragon's Dogma

    And yet even it couldn't keep Voyager interesting for very long.
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    Unskippable: Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning

    So a mention of Rhode Island, but no reference to a bloody sock (of which there were surely more than a few in that pile).
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    Unskippable: Dead Island

    You know, I've never used a room key card reader when drunk, for all I know they're designed so that being drunk actually makes them easier to use.
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    Unskippable: Monster Hunter Tri

    "It's all fun and games until someone is a dragon." Words to live by. But not for very long. Unless you're the dragon, of course. As Scott Adams has shown many times, cats make great HR professionals.
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    Unskippable: Spider-Man: Shattered Dimensions

    So then what do we do with something like "24 Hours of Le Mans"? Do we have to make that "24 Hours of Le Men"? "Incessant is the best kind of prattling." <-- a line that fully justifies all hate for the remainder of the cutscene.
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    Unskippable: Red Faction: Guerilla

    Martial law, Martian law... it's sad what tragedy a little typo can cause. If I had a hammer...
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    40% of Tweets are pointless babble

    90% of Twitter is junk. 90% of Facebook is junk. 90% of message forums are junk. 90% of email is junk. Sorry, that should be 99% actually. 90% of YouTube is junk... okay maybe that one's only 80%, if only because that requires more talent than using a keyboard. The point is, if you can't...
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    Zero Punctuation: The Conduit

    Things I've learned from the Internet: British video game commentators are far more interested in American politics than those of their own country.
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    Videogame Characters "Lack Diversity," Study Finds

    Not from the point of view of the people in charge of "diversity", who would be out of a job if that notion ever caught on.
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    Unskippable: Devil May Cry

    "Dammit, moon, I knew you were up to no good!" A long time coming with that callback, but so worth it!
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    Zero Punctuation: Ghostbusters: The Video Game

    Thanks for that final tag line to remind me why I loved the original movie.
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    Unskippable: Bionic Commando

    No, but the line about "the man I met when I was still young" did.