Recent content by Nega Sigma Castell

[b/]"Ay for sure, 'tis the accent of my forefathers, young laddie"[/b]

[b/]I float past Salt, throwing rainbow sprinkles at his face. "Caem ooon, cher oop ye groupmeh bastayrd"[/b]

[b/]"AAaaawww dahhn't be loik daht Salte me olde matey"[/b]

":D"

[b/]"Now all I need is several tonnes of sugar, a small chicken and a dead disabled homeless pers-" The lollipop breaks over my head. ".............................................................." ".............................................................."...

[b/]I respawn after burning to death horribly. "Waait, If you're a ghost then how did Salt kill you" I say, flipping through my Big Book of Excorsisms. "Hmmm...Huge *****...Huge *****...aaah there it is.[/b]

[b/]"You underestimate my power, Salt'O'Flannigan'O'Seamus'O'Paddy" Salt becomes Dickbutt and Dickbutt Dickbutt Dickbutt, Dickbutt Dickbutt.[/b]

[b/]"Dick...Butttttt..." I sweep Slats legs out from underneath him and dance away.[/b]

[b/]"Oops, sore subject. Wouldn't wan to make things...heated...after all, would I?" I swerve under Salts hands take a few steps back, grinning.[/b]

[b/]I look at Salt. "You're just jealous cos we make her hotter than you do."[/b]

[b/]I fistbump Sigma. "Fire bros for life yo."[/b]

[b/]I cover Sister in burning Napalm.[/b]

[b/]I ponder for a moment. "...Let's set her on fire."[/b]

[b/]"Isn't that the Huge *****?"[/b]