Recent content by Niatsirc

My clueless ex couldn't understand how guys can sit with a sack of balls in between their legs. I proceeded to tell her that men have varying amounts of testes, and that they're tiny, like cottage cheese bumps, so it wasn't a hard thing to sit around. In fact, we use them as seat cushions. I...

Who deeed dees? -Guard in Assassin's Creed

The Beatles are by far my favorite band, however I know everyone has their own specific tastes. Just as I cannot stand Kenny G and his ilk, some people don't like the Fab Four. And that's perfectly fine. Music, being such an ephemeral art form, is interpreted through much more than mere...

Lavitz from Legend of Dragoon!