Recent content by Ninja-Claws-Benji

You should get rid of her, dude. If she does this sort of thing, when you're in a serious relationship, it's not going to work, sorry.

I can vouch for the sore throat thing, it did kinda ruin the review... But I just don't think your reviews are what they used to be. They used to be funny, and enjoyable to watch, but I think Yahtzee's losing his touch. It's a shame, but if you watch some of the older reviews then compare it...

"If the multiplayer ever becomes the main selling point, then something's gone wrong." Wasn't this Team Fortress 2? Although yes, it came with Half Life and Portal, but TF2 is a whole game in itself, so it can't really be 'that extra bonus tacked on'.

For me, it was listening to my brother shout 'I'M NOT TOUCHING MY BALLS!' and 'IT'S NOT THAT HARD!' for no apparant reason :P

Films are different... In games, in the 2-D Realm, things were a lot more simple, therefore arranging a blur of pixels to do something, when you only have a small range of colours, would be very easy. Whereas in the 3-D World, things can be a lot more complex, so if things could be remotely...

"And no-one's yet found a way to make two 3D models interact realistically. You ever see game characters trying to kiss each other? I find myself listening for the clonk of wood on wood." I think the Sims manage to interact realistically... That's based on relationships and having a life, so...

To be honest I think that there shouldn't be a Gears of War film: 1. The game already plays a lot like a film. 2. The whole film will consist of men shouting and firing guns, cussing a lot. 3. Almost every game to film adaptation sucks balls.

Because America didn't do much in the first world war... and most developers nowadays are all from the USA. Therefore we need British Developers to make these WW1 games, because if Americans try having a go, they will cock it up... . . . . . Epically.

For a show called 'Unskippable', they do miss out a fair bit of the game...