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    THQ Downgrades Warhammer 40K MMO

    Another generic single player game that will feel lackluster and empty because it was originally designed to be filled with players. I'm looking at you Kingdoms of Amarula or whatever.
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    207: The Glory of the Last Stand

    tldr: He sucks at starcraft 2.
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    207: The Glory of the Last Stand

    tldr: He sucks at starcraft 2.
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    The Skyrim/Dragon Age Baby

    A blend like that would work..... If they took out all the Dragon age bits. This site can go hang itself. I'm done.
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    Black Thor Actor Talks About Racist Comic Book Fans

    Well with the Marvel Nordic gods being aliens, there is no real reason for him not to be black. It might not be canon, but it won't be the first time canon is tweaked. Personally after the depressingly short run of Luther, Idris Elba is now one of my favourite actors, and I'd want him cast in...
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    Extra Punctuation: An Invisible Protagonist

    I had an idea for a game like that once. But in my version the invisible main character is also unable to affect the material world. He's like a spirit or an imp or a faerie. And he uses cantrip-like spells to manipulate a "hero" character to meet his destiny. So the idea was more like a puzzle...
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    The Escapist Presents: Dragon Age II: Party Profiles: Mage

    900% damage is 10x not 9x. Not a biggy. Oh wait. I take it back. Its 900% damage. Not 900% extra damage. So 9x is correct. Learn to read nonroker.
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    The Big Picture: PC Gaming Is Dead - Long Live PC Gaming!

    Blatant trolling by someone who knows he has an audience. I respect his movie reviews and will probably continue to watch them. Although I'll probably be a lot more skeptical of his opinions now that I know he is capable of distorting the truth in order to make a point. Or gain page views...
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    Arr Pee Gee

    What a coincidence. My cat in Torchlight is called Maurice. I can't seem to find any educated rodents for him though.
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    Videogames as Art

    Please don't describe my deep and meaningful relationship with the dishwasher as pointless. We keep trying.
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    Piracy Numbers

    I bought Mass effect 1 and was then forced to copy a pirated copy from some-one at a LAN party anyway because the restrictive DRM was, well, too restrictive. I wouldn't have bought Dragon Age or Mass Effect 2 if they hadn't reduced their DRM to a simple disk-check. So Bioware got 2 more sales...
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    The Day One DLC Trap

    I don't mind the "free dlc" as found in Dragon Age and Mass Effect 2. I understand why they're dong it. Its a way to combat piracy without hurting the legal purchaser. Its a WAY better solution than the DRM of Mass Effect 1 (for instance). This is a way so that the purchased copy will be better...
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    Review: Mass Effect 2

    Anyone not naming their space hamster boo is a complete sociopath. I named my dog in Dragon Age Boo. And also Oy, which made more sense.
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    Reliable Source: Tokyo Game Show and Nintendo's New Handheld

    Dont' make jokes about Modern warfare 2! My heart can't take it! If Dragonage is delayed I'll have to kill myself. AGAIN.
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    When Endings Go Bad

    As far as I'm concerned the Omar ending was the only good ending in Deus Ex 2. The so-called happy ending with everyone equal and connected and crap is the absolute opposite of what I personally would want to happen. Obviously the developers were communists.