Recent content by noobyplasm

How I breathe on Mars Yahtzee? Evolution+inhale/exhale...

I agree that the game has issues, but concerning campaign I strongly disagree.Story making no sence? Are you serious? Is it THAT complex for most people? jeez...

the infinite retardation monster shows it's head again...jeeeeeez.

retard parenting ... Every time it's something more pathetic and gruesome... poor kid.They should hang those two heartless individuals.

I wish i could be there and see guys get pwnt each time they use those pick-up lines.I'd be the happiest person in the entire universe xD

Ok this Lance Christian fellow is apparently a bit delusional.I don't know about other games but Dante's Inferno is like the biggest maybe most up-to-date commercial for the church ever released. I mean ok you're in Hell battling evil.wtf is more righteous than that? A "warrior of God" thing...

Yea and turn him into some form of martyr? Nah I hope he dies a forgotten old fart. Being this stupid should be a crime...

balloon

Could've used more work.About everything you said about the mining/mako bouncing can be found in *insert ME2 forum name here*.Everything else was spot on.

probably off topic but I'd really like to see Yahtzee do a special episode of ZP concerning this topic ...

Not yet they aren't but the "person" in question is really trying hard to make them dictatorial. Now on topic. Molyneux should gtfo.For every good idea he has he includes 4 bad ones.Just ruins everything.Retirement I say. >:O

Ok i wartched that and I have to say I thought the man was a douche before, but now I'm certain he is.Apparently people can't be out in 2 a.m. (curfew much?) People actively interact with violence in games.True but is it better to decapitate a NPC in a game or should ,let's say I, should I let...

Presumably video games are to blame for ,I don't know even how to call it but let's say "incidents" like the one in Germany a few years back (Some student shot I think a dozen people in his school, reason was that he was playing too much Counter-Strike.....rrrright) and the one which happened...

xD well played sir!

Ye i know it's old but this is so ignorant I CAN'T pass it by! So the US Army invades Europe,fight's it's way all across the continent, captures Berlin, then confronts the Red Army and then pounds them back to Moscow and then takes over the world! If you're going to throw history around...