Recent content by NoPantsMan

yes, seriously, why the fuck do we NEED lens flare? I mean, yeah at first it was a cute add on, a "look what realism we can incorporate with 2 minutes of programming" detail in the finish product of a racing game, but now it is just downright pretentious and annoying.

yeah, quick save is bad, it can significantly warp your outlook on reality. For instance I had been play splinter cell 3 for a while and my dad and I had an argument, and I ended up saying something overly insulting. I then literally thought "I shouldn't have said that, I'll just reload a few...

man, how disappointing with the lightsaber action, and here I thought the copy for the wii would be the biggest hit.

4 minutes and 40 seconds and not ONE excel joke! Outstanding!

from the pic I thought this was about RSI, but hell RSI helps in telling your body to get away from the computer before DVB or a heart attack get you. And to everybody out there, watch out for DVB. It's more subtle than a heart attack because you don't know you have it at first. My sister...

an absolutely lovely, solid game. The setup reminds me of what TimeSplitters did with the FPS genre (where it takes place in a bunch of different settings with a bunch of different characters) except for a survival horror game and with a much better, logical story line to tie the different...

"Personally I think it's a bit naive to think it would take anything as drastic as a mood-altering drug to make army recruits act like juvenile fuckwits" Of course not, playing Halo is all it takes!

Words, words, words, I'm so sick of words I get words all day through First from him, now from you Is that all you blighters can do Don't talk of stars burning above If you're in love show me Tell me no dreams filled with desire If you're on fire show me Here we are together in the...

Don't worry Yahtzee, I still love you, and I still masturbate to your picture* from the Uncharted: Drake's Fortune review that I keep on my hard drive with the rest of the facebook pics of people I want to duck. *never put a picture of yourself on the internet...ever....

dude, you could totally illustrate congruous. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Congruence_(geometry) oh, and I LOVED STICKO BRICKS!

that was good, and you've got guts to say that considering how rabid nintendo fans are. First I'd like to say I did like the original smash brothers. It still stands as the one game i've played with the highest fun/time ratio. However I can tell you what I didn't like about it by how I...

I'll agree on the need to remain subtle, but as for keeping the plot unresolved... No No No! Resolving plot points is a GOOD thing. You don't want games to end up with plots from the show Lost, do you? Do you really want your stories to RELY on unresolved, ambiguous plot points that get...

I'd agree with this article. Mario kart 64 brought my family closer together than Dr. Mario had, and even closer to my father as that was the only video game he ever got into. And as much as I like to chastise the Halo series, it really built and maintained my friendship with my best friend...

screw you about the joke of the paper under the door to get a key. I played Scratches and not only did that throw me off, but it pissed me of even more when I realized it wasn't even a puzzle but a damn joke!

Not since catching the gay, have I seen a more extremely funny Yahtzee pic. Today I got multiple. this is going in the history book. Well done!