Recent content by normaldeviant

There's already a game that fits that description. It's called Oregon Trail.

Funny stuff as per usual. I can't say I didn't expect this kind of review, this is just the routine Rockstar has been doing for years, sandbox game with an everyman protagonist and some minigames. I played it for a short while and wasn't impressed. I got pissed off at one point when I had to do...

In any game that already lets you control the camera, there's no particular reason why they should take those controls away. Often times it's to patronizingly show you something happening mere feet away from where you are, you know, because you wouldn't be able to tell that giant dinosaur was...

You'd think they could have come up with some more interesting places to explore in roughly a decade.

I agree entirely, Yahtzee. I may never know what the appeal is that all of these mmorpg's and would-be mmorpg's have. They seem like training programs for turning young gamers into crazy old people, starting with simple things like hording and terrible social skills and ending with myopia and...