Recent content by Oassis

Smart, sarcastic, pun-maker, idiotic, relationship counciler who has never been in one. Im basically a mixed bag of everyone above minus the quietness of some.

True neutral. Almost all the time. On my generous days, Neutral good. The days where I am extremly pissed at someone, Neutral Evil. Everything I do is to benefit me and those close to me in some way, shape or form. Im indirect, using words rather than fists to bend the rules in my favour...

This, but the difference is that my condition is going to be life long. Yeah, it sucks, but you get used to it after a while. Apart from that, my most irratating condition has got to be when ticks were up in a newly built house that the family moved into. Ticks loved my ankles, and I got an...

An empty glass. I guess im not TOTALLY screwed, as I can just smash it over the enemies head and use the sharp glass as a last resort lunge-stab-stab-stab weapon. I wish I had something better though...

High explosives. ... Yeah, that explains my ability to flirt with anyone. (Which is to say, none at all).

Fallout: Middle of Antarctica ... COME ON PEOPLE! Who wouldn't want to fight irradiated penguins with an anti-material rifle? Trust me, this will be amazing...

Abrahams tank from Battlefield Bad Company 2. Also had a partner in the turret seat as well so... COME AT ME YOU ALIEN SCUM!

At least in games, I tend to be Lawful Evil. I shall bend the laws so that they benifit me and me only. Things like murdering someone and then blaming it succesfully on my next target just makes me fell awesome. Know one will know it was me...

An army of orbital space cannons manned by dwarves!

Being an Australian myself, I would like to say this offends me! ... Because I ride a GOD DAMN KOALA EVERYWHERE!

Time to show those other assasins who is the BOSS! YEAH!!!! GET PUMPED!!!!!! *Faints in joy*

I am glad that my console shall not be tainted with the plague that is farmville...

Dead Space: Chunky Gears of War: Chunky Mortal Kombat: Chunky

I think I would be scared! WHY IS VAULT BOY IN BED WITH ME?! Prehaps I should of cut down on the drinking last night...

I think the sand dune from half life 2 was the worst level I have played. Seriously, all you do is try to jump from rock to rock and not get completly decimated from the antlions that want to come eat you!