Recent content by Obvious Ninja

Well, I actually am pregnant. I'll just answer with what I did do, I suppose. Anyway, I'm probably a bit young to be a mom, to be perfectly honest. But I'm in the best relationship of my life and we both want this, although it was unplanned. A few years wait would have been best, but we...

Luckily, I lack neighbors. I do occasionally get some asshole bear knocking stuff over though.

Wait, what? Tell me at least that this part is a joke, right?

The voices in my head are frequently branded insane by those who aren't schizophrenic. So? That's a really good argument that space travel in 1920 was not very advanced. It doesn't mean "everything is true if you BELIEVE". Give anything resembling proof and people will stop laughing at you.

One person did, and someone else disagreed with her. They didn't all vote on that or anything, it was just one crazy *****.

Wow, EA is fucked. The one time they try and do something good (publishing an indie game) everyone bitches and moans and generally carries on. They might as well be assholes now, because it makes more money and people complain anyway.

Less than 24 for awake, somewhere slightly above 8 for sleeping. What a boring, scheduled automaton I am.

Maurice was kind of a dunce. In my game, he charged into a battle between dragon and giant, fists raised. There's bits of him scattered amongst the trees and in the hedges.

I swear I read a Game Informer (or some such) article about how it was going to be a fast paced stealth game with very detailed dismemberment, and enemies would typically die with one such strike. But that would have been a few months or maybe even a year ago, so my memory isn't to be trusted...

Must have been a lot, considering this is a vote, and they'd have to bribe a fair amount of people. Or, maybe your tastes aren't universal? *le gasp*

I almost want to play this game. Given how hilariously worded their statement is, the game could be nothing but fun