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I would have to have the secret ninja technique "Palm Feeds Face" 1. Hand opponent uber-delicious cookie 2. In their desperation to eat that cookie, they face palm themselves so hard they pass out 3. Take back cookie

For me it has to be an Accuracy International AS50 (Why risk your life when something like this can kill from ridiculous ranges) and a brace of Model S&W500 revolvers (no need to reload, just whip out another one and keep on firing). In case all else fails, a machete, but that's a last resort.

From what I've seen, letting people decide on what they want is never the world's best option. A wiser option is to subtly suggest to the people that what they want is what you offer while distracting them with shiny and/or blood-splattered displays of power and prowess. As such, I would be more...

"Goddamnit, I thought I was the protagonist" or "Well, I can say I've still got quite a few regrets and that I lived a life worthy of a large hamster" or "All right, we'll call it a draw" Cookiez fah reference

Portal gun - from just inside my door to some where very very high with nothing to grab hold of. easy and I can just sit back and relax.