Recent content by Ohten

You're right, but even outside of Squeenix, let's take a look at another popular series of JRPGS: the MegaTen line of games released in the US by Atlas. Feminine men are a dime a dozen, but on the same note so are guys who can bench press an automobile and Average Joes in about the same numbers...

Perhaps a dead cow with no arms, legs, or any apparent motor functions or survival instinct.

Still doesn't top Scenic Tenuto.

Look, what you do on your own time is your business. Just keep it off the radio.

I'd say about ten seconds into the opening cinematic for Final Fantasy X. You essentially play as Asian J-Rock Kobe Bryant with a near-fetish for crying like a little schoolgirl once things fall to shit rather than sacking up like other FF heroes have. Even Cloud doesn't whine as much over the...

Like every famous person who's come under a critic's fire ever has done. This is nothing new and Tony Hawk is at best a hack holding on to his glory days when teenagers thought he was omgtehawesum because he could spin on a skateboard.

Mario Brothers/Duck Hunt, age 8. The first game I started playing seriously was the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles game for the NES where NYC was raised into the sky. Exact name escapes me.

The problem was you'r elistening to Fox News, and they're letting a senator drool out their views about science.

Depends on the vampire. A Nosferatu or Malkie (a real Malkie, not some goth kid who got lost on the way to a Brujah gathering) could tango with a werewolf, while a Ventrue will simply make the wolf Public Enemy No. 1. Toreador, though? Yeah, that guy's mincemeat.

Depends on the vampire. I'm fairly sure a vampire following the Vampire:the Masquerade archetype could tear that werewolf's head off, whereas a Dracula vampire could simply charm him into jumping off Big Ben.

I'm on "Team Wooden Stakes and Silver Bullets."

Jurassic Park already had a few games made. Most of 'em were awful.

Replaying Jak II, Baldur's Gate 2: Throne of Bhaal, Neverwinter Nights: Shadows of Undrentide, playing WoW, DDO (can I get a hallelujah from the clerics in the house?), and next on the cutting board is Megaman Legends 2 to see how well it aged.

The one who didn't enlist in the first place.

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