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    Anyone know any good cover songs?

    Any covers by metal bands are always a good bet. IE Land of Confusion by Disturbed, Careless Whisper by Seether...
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    Yourself in one sentence.

    I'm Oli and I make little skits and bits on Youtube.
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    Chuck Norris..

    Chuck Norris can tweet with as many characters as he wants.
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    So a Genie appears and grants you three wishes...

    1) A big bag of money, probably the size of Russia. 2) To have many lady folk agree to polygamy with me 3) For all the lovely people of the internet to visit http://olijfilmictypeplace.weebly.com and enjoy the videos! (I am so screwed now...) Also would this genie arrive on a Sunday? As...
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    Actually, we don't say that in Britain

    As far as I know, I have never uttered "Cor Blimey Guvnor!" in common usage and not jest. Also, I rarely drink tea, nor have a bowler hat with matching umbrella. Nor eat a diet of beef dripping with extra chips (that's fries to you lovely American folk) However, I do often look down on the...
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    How many kids do you want, and is it immoral to have more than 2 kids? Bonus: what names?

    I wanted to call my future daughter Tequila Mockingbird, but my girlfriend refused after realizing my efforts... Otherwise, Thaddeus is a good one. I like the thought of announcing it in a school playground. Mind you, announcing anything in a school playground these days just sounds wrong...
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    Childhood TV theme songs that won't leave you alone.

    The Magic Roundabout theme tune haunts me like a malevolent spirit, and not the nice alcoholic kind. I think it was Bill Bailey who pointed out the descent into Hell it achieves after 47 loops. Dark Lord Zebedee indeed...
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    Quotation Hall of Fame

    Hello there people of the forums, I'm afraid I'm a bit of a noob here (damn my styles) and so not sure if anyone has done this before... But... what are your favourite real life quotes? I'm not talking stuff you heard in the movies but those random tit bits you and your chums have said...
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    Great Concepts, Terrible Execution

    Dammit you beat me to it sir! Damn Stalin and his fixation for Gorilla Warfare... I recently saw The Invention of Lying though, and that let me down in terms of execution. It had some really funny gags in it, some pushing the envelope (babies anyone?) but when it got serious it just got...
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    Your Favorite Novel

    Can't believe no-one has mentioned it yet but The Stand by Stephen King, that horror-writing raggamuffin, is quite high in my estimations. With it's over-arcing storyline dynamic and general post-apocalyptic feel, it is rather good. But then, all post-apocalyptic fiction is rather good in my...