Recent content by OneGuardian

"How did I ever agree to do a job like this?" "You didn't, you were volunteered." -Call of Duty, 2003 "You think this is Kinderparty? Get a god damn move on!" -Company of Heroes Although these aren't from them, Valve has enough good quotes to fill an entire novel full of them, I just...

I can't believe more people haven't said the Megaton Hammer from LoZ: OoT. Either that, or the Gilded Sword from Majora's Mask. The term "Gilded" doesn't do it justice.

I've run across a couple from CS:S, TF2, L4D: Jaquinne Noff Brobocop Barrack Brobama

Captain Price, because he's been in every single PC Call of Duty game thus far. He keeps coming back...and coming back...and coming back. And Princess Peach. She's so dumb it's too much for words.