Recent content by Oregano

It's a fun "what if" type thing, but true immortality wouldn't be possible. It's a good idea to throw around though. But I would personally never do it.

I love trolling idiots like that. They're soo much fun to piss off.

I have no idea. I just save the image because it was amusing.

Dominion over alternate possibilities would be a fun and effective power.

I know that second one's already been posted, but I feel a picture describes the joke a little better. Sadly, I'm tapped out now. EDIT: Oh, I found another one.

I am both astonished and horrified at this. But I can't stop laughing.

That's because you, my friend, live in a place called "The tropics." Those areas are constantly receiving direct sunlight form the sun all year 'round. Which means, you won't experience anything near cold temperatures and expecting such is foolish.

Was never given a talk of any kind. I've worked at becoming a biology major since highschool and that pretty much told me all that needed to be told.

I used to skip out in elementary and middle school, but I like school too much now to skip. Plus, if I get dropped from a class (due to absences), I can loose my dorm and my parents will hang my remains from a pike as a message to all of the campus.

Ah, so that snowfall happened last Friday then?

Thank god there are still a few people still left on the net who aren't total sheep. I thought for a minute I was alone. And to those who think we impact the environment in any significant way, I have news for you: WE DON'T. Your puny SUV barely puts out enough carbon emissions to match...