Recent content by OrpheumZero

I like the way you think! I've been replaying it myself, and have had a ton of ideas on what would go into a remake. From minor changes to improve the story, to a buttload of new content like multiplayer battles, a Harvest Moon/Animal Crossing like life-sim mode, and improved combat.

The game IS my worst nightmare. Seriously, rock golems? Tree monsters? This is the series about penis shaped worms! Not fucking Lord of the Rings. They should have just given the series back to the original team, or reform them or whatever would need to be done. Or at least let the folks from...

I touched a katamari once, then it exploded.

Okami Features I'd like to see: *Optional move/sixaxis controls intergrated with the celestrial brush *Boss rush *New difficulty that make the game more challenging and balances out certain parts Features we'd probably get: *Touched up graphics *Trophies And that's probably it, but...

Simpsons pretty much stopped being "good" to me about 4-5 years ago. Sure, there'll be an occasionally good joke or two, but it's worse than Family Guy when it comes to finding a "gem" each season. Futurama, despite having a bit of a rocky resurrection, since it wasn't until "The Late Philip J...

While I'm not saying outright we should kill mentally handicapped people and sociopaths, I do think it would doing the severely handicaped a mercy, and well, does stuffing a murderer away really do anything useful? Of course, such a policy/law or whatever could easily get out of hand, as selfish...

Ok... that's just stupid. Bullying has no legitimate reason. An asshole is an asshole no matter how you cut the shit. I knew a kid who gave me this bullshit excuse that because his parents were divorced when he was young, he was all screwd up. Know what? I told him he didn't deserve to have them...

You know you've played too much Steambot Chronicles when you can't help but think of the game when you see/hear/mention certain spices/herbs. (Not that I had to play THAT MUCH.... though I did)

Age: 24 Race: Some sort of Caucasian mix with a lot of Native traits, and mix of Irish and other stuff (basically I look Native but have stuff in there). Height: 6'3 Aspiring to become a writer, actor, and eventually creating the most badass cartoon that would be as dark and edgy as the...

Goes way to my first time signing up for AOL. I was gonna use Morpheus, but my mother suggested something else since the Matrix was all the rage at the time, even though I had thought of the name more by coincidence than joining the bandwagon. Of course, I thought I was being clever coming up...

6'3 last time I checked, and I seem to stay within the weight range of 170-180, even though I hardly exercise. It actually pissed off my older brother (who's the middle, as there are three of us) because I got him beat by a leat half a foot.

It would be usefuly if both achievements and trophies tracked things if you were on the way to completion (like the Antlion eggs in the Orange Box). Heck, even an option, (which could be enabled/disabled at the player's choice) that tells you certain things on what to do to get a certain...

This... is just stupid. It's demoralizing? Bull$hit! How else are kids gonna know the exact spots where they made a mistake? Black ink would just make it look like hasty scribblings, and most other colors wouldn't show up well (yellow being an obvious example). Besides, it's not like the...

I'm dying to know, just why did Sorkin not return? Did she fall ill? Was there some dispute?

Personally, I only take offense if something outright makes a sexist/racist comment. If it is being done as a joke, just let it the frak be, getting bent up over a joke, be it mean or poorly conceived, is just childish no matter what stance you try to take with it. It's like the idiot balloon...