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    Zero Punctuation: Halo 4

    I hope this is the last Halo game with Master "Chef" ... I could rant, but I'm just going to day that his story arch is done, and should stay done. :P
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    Poll: Thoughts on 3D movies?

    If the Green Hornet was any indication of what we're in for, expect more trite and bland movies whose only selling points are the spectacular 3D effects for the end credits. :D
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    Zero Punctuation: Star Wars: The Force Unleashed II

    Yep, that's pretty much the sum of this game "Pen vomit, and poorly drawn chairs fucking"
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    Unigine Heaven Benchmark and my PC....

    Probably deserves to be in a different thread, but I've searched, and to no avail... Trying to run the damn Unigine Heaven benchmark, but no matter what setting I use, I can't get their geometry tessellation to work. I'm not tech savvy enough to know why. My systems supports DX11, though my...
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    Thief Steals Laptop, Returns Data on USB Stick

    A small, arbitrary act in a world that's increasingly deteriorating.. I suppose for the moment it's a nice gesture, but this isn't one of the guys from Ocean's Eleven..
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    Guild Wars 2 Delivers Eye-Popping "Manifesto" Trailer

    This shall be mine! >:)
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    WoW: Cataclysm Cinematic Intro Blows Everything Up Forever

    Way's to basically destroy your original game content and redo the game without the need for a sequel: Create a large villain who basically wipes out 80% the map, is a dragon of sorts, and makes grandiose rage-speeches about death and revenge. :D .... This still doesn't make me wanna...
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    Zero Punctuation: Halo: Reach

    It's a localized phenomenon I believe. It involves 2 kids in a 'Shang-Ri La' setting visiting some WWE fuckwad who spouts the same "Eat this to feel cool and do awesome stuff" jargon, then we have a montage of the kids and their shorter, monstrous 'spicey sides' going around beating up ninja's...
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    Zero Punctuation: Halo: Reach

    Well, it's made me jump into the singleplayer bit on their 'Legendary' setting and I guess I forced myself to play the GOD-AWFUL multiplayer enough to try and achieve the best armor in the game, but after that.. why would I bother playing? I'm more interested in ODST, and at least they're human...
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    EA Cuts Taliban From Medal of Honor

    WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK ABOUT A NAME CHANGE??!!! I'm more angry that they keep spinning out the same game with mildly different gameplay every year than I am about a simple name. :| EA cannot, and has yet to ever, be accredited for caring about the mass gamer populous. Even the CEO says...
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    Myst Dropping Into Movie Theater Age

    I think the rich basis of story-telling in the books is a much grander adventure, even though the games tend to be more memorable. I'd give them the benefit of the doubt, and EXPECT a lot of creative licensing.. I'd just as soon be a student in the Writer's Guild, and find my home in a place...
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    Stolen Pixels #232: The History of Civilization, Part 3

    FUck.. I didn't notice it until I read all the way down to the credits, that you did DM of the Rings. Awesome shit man!
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    Stolen Pixels #230: The History of Civilization, Part 1

    Yeah.. if anyone were to complain about 'nerfing' anything, some of the token advances in this game could use a fix. I know I managed to get Egypt to the Medieval age easy enough in the Demo.
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    Stolen Pixels #229: The Tearful Goodbye

    I missed out on the event when it happened, and came back to a redesigned site layout.. not bad, not bad.... .... Give us System Shock 2, and I'll be even happier to pretend your 'whatever' was effective at gaining publicity. ;D
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    Good Old Games Not Really Gone

    I totally missed this 'event' or whatever. XD So I would say it was a failure to have even bothered. I came back and saw a redesigned site. HOORAY! But yeah.. they need fucking System Shock 2 on here goddammit!