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Weirdest moment for me so far: I fast-travelled to a bandit camp for a whiterun bounty, and a guy labelled as 'fugitive' ran up to me the moment I appeared. He asked me to take something for him, but before I heard what it was he got mauled to death by a pack of wolves. Still not sure what he...

I am not superstitious in the slightest, over anything. This puts me into arguments sometimes with my parents though, who believe in dowsing, ghosts, bad luck (or really, luck in general), etc.

"Always remember: 2 is near 100 if you can't count. It will get you far in life."

I used to have on of those chairs that had speakers built in to it, and, when my television was off, Thai news broadcasts were faintly being played through the speakers. It was really creepy.

Nope, not really.

Jak and Daxter: The Precursor Legacy.

It is: "Hello! what do you like to do, my friend? I love to talk with friends and to surf the internet". so, you were very very close. The website, on the other hand, was not.

Original text: "Bonjour! qu'est-ce que tu aimes faire, mon ami? J'adore discuter avec des amis et surfer sur internet." ...50 translations later we get: "Hello! Bukharieomieon people: "The only problem is that the computer is called love Eimuzuparaoafurika Meike."

A teacher of mine said that THE PRIEST, at a funeral for his son's best friend, told him that the deceased went to hell because he didn't go to church often enough. A police officer who showed up separated my teacher and the priest before punches started being thrown. I would say that would...

yes, thank you :3 I knew it was something like that, but I wasn't totally sure on much of it.

I do not know if this will be a good answer, but... I read in A Brief History of Time that disorder increases as time goes by, eg candles don't unburn, cups don't unshatter, paper doesn't untear, etc. Just as well, people don't unage, cells don't undie, etc. This may be more for an overall...

At minigolf with my PE class, some kid got pissed at me for some reason and threw a golfball at my crotch. that hurt really bad. I think it actually left a bruise on my penis. In gym, we play a game where we basically kick a soccer ball against the wall and try not to get hit, and there's...

I'm not really proud of anything about myself. I have no talents, hobbies, or interests. I'm not a big fan of myself, and I spend all my time alone. I regret getting an obsessive crush on a girl in 7th grade that left me emotionally meh since. I also regret quitting soccer in kindergarten and...

Switzerland.

Whatever and Ever Amen by Ben Folds Five