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    Zero Punctuation: Left 4 Dead 2 & New Super Mario Bros Wii

    I don't like the juxtaposition of 2 games in one review. It's garbled.
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    Zero Punctuation: MadWorld

    The Clockwork Orange reference made me lol
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    Zero Punctuation: Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars

    How odd, the delivery in the first half of the review was really stilted. I was laughing by the end though so all is well.
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    Zero Punctuation: The Year in Review - 2008

    Except it's not Christmas eve where he is is it? It's bloody Christmas day and still everyone is whining like little girls because it's not a great review. Where's the Christmas spirit eh? Bah.
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    Zero Punctuation: Guitar Hero World Tour

    Ok, note to self: Don't watch ZP in the library between classes on the off chance that you might laugh out loud and having people look at you funny. O_o
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    Zero Punctuation: Eve Online

    It's actually more like selling "genuine Cuban cigars" that are made in South Korea. But the man is correct even if he has a poor analogy. Your kiwifruit analogy is also poor however, since they've only been called kiwifruit since the 60's because Chinese gooseberry had poor marketing appeal...
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    Zero Punctuation: Webcomics

    Ahh, so this is the internet drama of which he talks. I haven't read anything CAD in many a year, and even when I did it was for about 3 strips, because it was shite (imo). I am, however, amused that with the plethora of absolutely garbage web comics out there, every single person here assumes...
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    Zero Punctuation: Painkiller

    But it also has its upsides, just turn to Sherdog, where the moderation is non-existent, and the idiocy is rife.
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    Zero Punctuation: Painkiller

    *cough* 4th *cough*. I never saw The Valley, but Meet The Feebles and Bad Taste are both cult classics. On a side, and completely unrelated note, the militaristic approach to moderation on this site makes me so happy I could weep like a little girl. I love you guys. Seriously.
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    Zero Punctuation: Mailbag Showdown

    SSB strikes again. It's as if he does, indeed, use his traffic figures to measure his worth as a human being. Otherwise we wouldn't be here headed for another 1000 post nightmare as all the fan boys come out AGAIN to tell us how anyone who doesn't enjoy the game is retarded.
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    Zero Punctuation: God of War: Chains of Olympus

    I've just realised I haven't even mentioned what kind of game it is yet, because I assume most viewers already know, but if you're one of those girlfriends of viewers, who don't actually play games, but likes watching these videos anyway, because they secretly want to fuck me, A little of...
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    Zero Punctuation: No More Heroes

    You made my day sir. Thank you. I always look forward to the banning of the people who (for some reason unbeknownst to me) think it is cool to be the first/second/twenty-seventh person to post in a thread. For that, I love this site, and for that, I will vote for it in the Webby's. Hurrah. I...
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    Zero Punctuation: Army of Two

    You, sir, take yourself a shade too seriously. Just a shade.
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    Zero Punctuation: Army of Two

    Does anyone ever actually buy this? Admit you hadn't heard of Yahtzee until today, that's fine. It's doesn't make you somehow better or more hardcore to have loved him from the start. Own your nubness. It doesn't bite. God bless your little cotton socks Yahtzee, you are the only redeeming...
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    Zero Punctuation: Turok

    Young man, you need to take the classical approach to beddo: tl;dr I can say unequivocally that I have never read any of his posts. Why? Because I come here for 2 reasons: 1) To be jolly for 5 minutes while I watch/listen Yahtzee 2) To be jolly for 2 more minutes when I see another "first"...