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I have in fact noticed that. I'll have to keep a stricter watch on that

I'm pretty happy where I am although being the youngest when I was a kid was a pain in the ass. When you're the youngest it is pretty much everyones mission to make sure you are more miserable than they are. If you don't get in trouble because, I don't know, maybe you don't actually mouth off at...

I still believe in the internet! Oh crap, look at that CAPTCHA. How am I supposed to read that? DAMN IT I JUST LOST FAITH IN THE INTERNET

I'm surprised there weren't more hits on this Well I remember in high school that I worked in the Tech team. I was the spotlight person so I worked up in the catwalks. Everyone there who had ever worked up there claimed that a phantom lived up there. I was sort of cynical but many times when I...

I think that they are trying to connect with the teenage audience. Like saying "HEY, Look! They like sex and acting like idiots too. THEY'RE JUST LIKE YOU"

Ok fine guys, we'll toss it in the cloning machine and we'll each take a kitty clone

"Why aren't there more traveling pot salesmen?"- my brother when we were like 10. and he actually meant pot as in pots and pans.

I was hanging out with a friend once and we both started singing Doctor Horrible songs at the top of our lungs. Only example I can really think of

AND SANTA DOESN"T EXIST EITHER, SO THERE! (sorry, random hyped up moment there)

"So uh..I've always wanted a horse. Think you can make that happen being all god of horses and all that jazz?" "oh and can you adjust your toga a bit. I don't want to see that"

Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus

If the protagonist were smart they would probably get themselves out of the situation pretty quickly and you'd have a boring movie If they were funny, it would lighten the atmosphere and you wouldn't be as scared If they were nice than they would effectively calm down the person having an...

Evening cereal is the best thing ever. Om nom nom Rice Krispies and Corn Flakes