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    Daily Drop: Twinkies

    new idea for a show: daily shot. every day, you shoot a new item and film it with a high speed camera or at least do it once, i want to see if a fire extinguisher will actually explode when you shoot it
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    the most one sided fight you had in a game

    all of them. in my favour.
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    Daily Drop: Xbox 360

    drop a toilet!
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    What do people not believe about you?

    i literally never believed in santa claus.
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    Poll: SPOILERS Dead Space 2 has gone too far.

    i was wondering when i'd first come across someone thin skinned enough to be offended by this turns out i just had to come to the escapist.
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    Poll: Should you be able to do whatever you want with a product once you buy it?

    cameras. can't take pictures of naked children.
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    First look at Captain America

    more practical than spandex
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    Poll: Idiotic parents and game ratings

    you can't swear on the internet!? oh shit!
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    Favourite Family Guy Quote!

    my god this entire website just crystallised in and of this thread you are all terrible people
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    Poll: What console would Jesus play?

    genesis.
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    Why I Hate "Happy Tree Friends"

    happy tree friends never meant to have a message or be necessarily funny or anything, it's just supposed to be shocking if you can't deal with that, they've done their job
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    Poll: You invent a cure for everything...what do you do with it.

    put the cure in a box, put the box in a fortress, put the fortress on a titan's back and put the titan in a vast desert then hurl the river into space
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    Zero Punctuation: Halo: Reach

    hey look the n word
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    What did you name your computer?

    never really thought of it before, so i guess ill name it now how about: fuck awesome death win hyper terminal in blue (working title) it has blue LEDs and is fuck awesome
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    So I'm moving to Australia...

    watch out for drop bears