Recent content by Pants_On_Head_Retard

I am about to sit an english exam tomorrow and need help and was wondering has anyone studied Michael Drayton's sonnet "the parting"

the sphere its as strange as seeing your granny at a rave with hotpants on

that and a small incredibly powerful spider as i could walk around with it on my shoulder be like wasss up and people would run in terror when they tried to squash him

id like a dragon the size of a small family car as i could ride it and no one else. That and also it would be bad ass to teach it to cook burgers, roast marshmallows and incinerate my neighbors 6 something cats.

i have not heard a good joke about three people from different nationalities for a while does anyone have any "crackers"

no im implying it hypothetically i mean we have seen the videos on youtube on talking dogs is it that hard for the dog to progress to robert deniro

water easily as you could do all kinds of mischief

id pass out wake up to find that my dog speaking like robert deniro had dragged me out to the backyard and had burried me to say "what a mess and i thought that left over curry was bad" and hope that it did not have a prehensile anus. then seep into the sponge of mental cell with spongebob heman...

did my plot to assassinate george bush work

go to role playing guild its free and varies from zombie busting to sex in a hospital =]

a chick that looks like she has hooked to an iv drip of testosterone i.e. butch hockey chicks (cold shudder)

i would disagree with you all and say that the god pokemon would have to be drum roll link as he has no connection to the pokemon universe lololololololololol

i cannot believe how many people have actually replied to this lmao rofl =]

that is just several pokemon intermingling

i would probably shriek like a shrill little girl