Recent content by Pastor of Muppets

Fade to Black - Metallica The song is like 100% concentrated awesomeness.

Near perfect you say? Cliff racers my friend, GODDAMN CLIFF RACERS. I'll also go with Ocarina of Time, however I would like to see Ground Control with improved graphics.

My birthday suit

Probably every single boss from MGS1 except for that asshole liquid made me either shocked or sadface.

Killing is my business... And business is good!

Checking out my totally pimpin' Rethan manor and character in Morrowind and realizing that I've completed every single task the game had to offer.

YOU LIE. The rocket launchers melee attack was slower then a snail stuck in molasses in January in Alaska, rendering it completely useless when facing anything more than the broken door on the Autumn. I also just used a planet buster in spore, really isn't that useful when you have the...

almost anything daedric in TES:3 I mean seriously, just wearing full daedric armour without maxed strength left little space for anything to do the god-damn killing. The rocket launcher is also pretty useless in any halo game.