Recent content by Patrick Church

By the point that I was trying to grab the cryssalid I would have welcomed him attacking the soldier i had chasing him. Dude was in Titan armor, the cryssalid had 1 health and it just kept running out of my guys Dashing range to gut and zombify an innocent. Eventually I looked up online that...

XCOM: enemy unknown. A console strategy game that doesn't use a bastardized mouse-pointer to move units around, and is a shit-load of fun? Yes please! I only have 3 complaints; 1.glitchy. Mostly just graphics bugs, but last night it froze after winning tough mission and had to...

My absolute worst ever. few years back when I was subsisting on Emulators and roms of SuperNES and SEGA genisis games, I gave one of the SNES bomberman games a whirl. With my older brother semi-paying attention, playing a game himself while busting my balls, I was unable to make it past...

Oh this isn't me being a spurned lover of half-demons. I thought of the half-demon thing was "meh, alright." from a narrative standpoint, because it was just used as an excuse for why he could be super-strong/fast/regenerate/magical. Basically as a writer, I think they could've expanded on...

Random videogame based rant is GO! So I'm in Gamestop picking up my pre-ordered copy of "Assassins Creed 3" when a commercial for/interview with the creators of the new Devil May Cry game comes on. In the interview, among the Gameplay blurbs, the spokeswoman said: "Something new is that...