Recent content by Patty1234

Here's a thought. Imagine if Technoviking could do that... We'd be fucked.

Well, there goes my nutsack and right kneecap, along with my subwoofer and the power supply to my xbox and computer. There's probably a sizeable hole in my floor as well. This day couldn't possibly get any worse D:

It would be interesting to see an Assassin's Creed film that perhaps revealed a bit more about the Assassins before Desmond came on the scene. Or maybe some insight into the background of Subject 16. Particularly if you're a lazy arse like me and can't be bothered to go trudging through the...

I once heard that if you played this for too long, you went blind in one eye, but the other eye was granted the ability to see into the future... I loved working at Gamestation :D

some kind of ritual where I summon this guy. He would promptly beat my opponent to dust with a bottle of Old Spice. terry crews, you legend.

Me and my friend adopted a similar strategy - as Brick, I was the bullet sponge, so I ran in and distracted them all while my friend took potshots at Krom with a sniper rifle as Mordecai. Pretty satisfying evening :D my greatest achievement? beating the final incarnation of Metroid Prime at...

I like it :D however - i think it might work better with third person sword combat, like the sort of thing in Prince of Persia (but without all the stupid QTE's) or the legend of Zelda games :D

An xbox 360 controller. A wooden model of a Harley Davidson motorbike. An old LG phone. And a VW badge :P Guess the xbox 360 controller could be used to inflict some blunt force... But if i reach slightly further to the left I can just about grab my guitar :D i don't know if i would be...

Isn't that the part where Malcovich finds his way to the top of the pyramid? Meets up with the boss dude in the badass fur coat... Tyrone, wasn't it? Then he's all like "The candle that burns twice as bright can only burn for half as long. And you have burned oh so very brightly." my...

This song is totally badass. Reminds me, I keep forgetting to download a bit of Lordi. All hail the Metal :D For my villain entrance theme... oh good ghandi, I have so many. Mr Scary by Dokken; Crack the Skye by Mastodon; or Dawn of Battle by Manowar. Alternatively... <youtube=33jk7MXZJeU>...

I used to watch that every so often, and I'm 18 :P then Ben '10' turned into Ben 'Angsty 17-Year-Old'; (known to the rest of the world as Alien Force) i guess it must be a seperate season. Still, it was weird... I used to be obsessed with Digimon as well. Recently tried having a marathon on...

I did that once. I spent a week finding myself sprinting at low objects with every intention of vaulting them, then chickening out at the last minute. Almost tried to vault the counter at work >.>

...When your drunk best mate suddenly blows chunks all over you by accident and you yell "Shit, i've been Boomered!" without thinking.

And there's me thinking that Prototype was the only game in which you could punch someone so hard they exploded. Why oh WHY did I never use the Power Fist? D: would have saved so much ammo >.< As for my item - probably the Mesmetron. Use it on people you don't like and hope that they are...

Holy balls. Pirates and heavy metal... Two of the most awesome things in the world combined. Absolute genius :D songs not too bad either :)