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I am now drunk Jesus..lets keep this party going! Water to wine bitches!

So the other day I ended up knocking myself out, giving myself a concussion, while snowboarding, and the fall happened to be directly in front of all my friends. Needless to say I'm going to get a bunch of crap for it, which I can't blame them because it was probably hilarious to see (once they...

So the other day I ended up knocking myself out, giving myself a concussion, while snowboarding, and the fall happened to be directly in front of all my friends. Needless to say I'm going to get a bunch of crap for it, which I can't blame them because it was probably hilarious to see (once they...

The Blackberry Storm when it first came out. Christ, the thing so many bugs that it became useless in 2 months. Can't get a new phone for awhile because I'm waiting for an upgrade...

In a move that would have been crazy twenty years ago, NASA has finally began research and investment collection for what is now known as the Hundred Years Starship, an incredibly ambitious project to colonize Mars. However, looking at the budget and the sheer impossibility, the first pioneers...

When I was thirteen I was crossing a frozen lake to get to my friends house, and I fell right through the middle of it. I was by myself and somehow clawed my way out. I was so panicked that I honestly don't recall anything until I was running home. The only reason why I know I clawed my way out...

Duck face + eyes crossed in different directions + and her head cocked so her hair falls weird I don't even think I could make this up, and to get a reference I seriously went to the first photo of her on facebook (she does it that often). I think she's trying to funny or "unique" but she...

So tonight marked the 7th night in a row I stayed in my university's library until it closes (1am), and I'm probably going to be there tomorrow and the next day as well. I've been cursed to write over 30 essays for med school apps, and they need to be done asap. Well since I've missed last...

Asking simple questions during a movie. Makes them seem really really stupid. "Who is that guy?" "Why did he do that?" "What's ____?" Christ, if its important to the plot and didn't get immediately explained, its gonna be explained soon. Oh, also there's this one girl I know who would...

Holy hell this is awful lol, this is a runner up

Seriously it could be anything. We're gonna try to pick the one that will most make the other regret losing the bet by embarrassing the hell out of them lol

Hey Escapists, my friends and I need some suggestions. Last semester at university we got into a bet and the loser had to walk around the quad blasting a boombox of a terrible/embarrassing song. We ended up choosing "Conga" by Gloria Estefan, and my buddy walked around for 15 minutes blaring...

Yeah I saw that part from Taken as well. It's so hard to tell if this is fake or not because the website seems too real. Plus the Hollywood execs would need to do a lot of blow to approve this (yet i wouldn't put it past them lol)

American Beauty. The angst the movie builds is incredible. The portrayal of the seemingly normal suburban individual as empty shells who laugh at awkward moments despite the terrible tragedy that is their lives is the most brilliant subtext I've ever come across. Kevin Spacey's monotonous...

If this movie gets made I will personally carpet-bomb Southern California http://www.warpigsmovie.com/main.html