Recent content by Penguins4Freedom

Weindeer Hunting! *bang*

I am not drunk. Honestly, officer...

I wasn't stupid. Before my parents gave me the Talk, I already knew what happened. The boys at school already told me. And by that, I mean vague innuendos. But I think I got a picture of the act. An impressionistic one mostly.

I sleep easy at people's houses depending on my mood beforehand. For example I have awoken refreshed and kickass, after sleeping on the stone floor of a kitchen. But have spent the night tossing and turning while on an apparently comfy foam king size bed. But generally I never sleep, that...

Badass Elmer? Hmmm... I wouldn't say no...

*****, I AM KARMA. *punch*

You know what? This is bloody typical. I have a friend whos birthday is coming up soon, and who has a weird obsession with unicorns. So what do I do? Spend all my money on a T-shirt for him. Admittedly the tshirt does have a unicorn pooping rainbows but Im sure a personalised drawing of him...

What exactly does constitute addicted in China so that these people have to be re-habilitated in camps? Where their beaten?

There's a world of difference between selling souls in poker and selling lives! GOD! :p But seriously I've never seen Supernatural and it doesnt really seem too similar to what I'm planning to do.

I believe it was WÄZ, but although it may be funny to screw over cinemas, I dont want just to throw gratuitous Greek letters in there.

Who's writing the thing? :P I'll see what I can do :). I like Sold. Short and sweet. Anymore for anymore?

ANOTHER IDEA! Me and a friend were both wearing hoodies and so we stood with our hoods up talking to one another on the pavement. Now the pavement was wide enough for 4 people to go astride so people could easily walk by. We decided to see how many people crossed the other side of the road...

I need help in creating a title for a film I am making. The story revolves around how a guy (Marcus) sells his soul to a dude (Ed) in a poker game, and then weird crap keeps happening to Marcus, mainly of a supernatural nature. Ed meanwhile is building up a collection of souls to sell to the...

Stand around pointing at the sky and see how many people you can get to look up. I got 128 in 20 mins.... I WAS BORED!

In actual talent the only thing I can do is throw a sweet into the air and catch it with my mouth, every single time.