Recent content by pernastin

I've only heard that one with the punchline "It was stapled to the first one." One of my personal favourites when it comes to this sort of thing is the following: Two men were walking on a street, the middle one wore a hat. Or maybe a good old non sequitur like: So this guy walked into a...

It's around 2 PM around here. Been doing nothing since 9 AM. Oh, wait. I did go running. I think. That was probably fun. But I'll just nominally join (create?) the legion of people waking up early without any obligations just because. Just because, and maybe a bit because it amuses me to be a...

Me and my what now? Nah, I guess it's alright. Sometimes. Mostly I'm too lost in my own cogitations all day to notice anyone else. But then sometimes I'm so paranoid I'd rather stay under my bed playing DS all week. Inside a faraday cage, with a tin-foil cod piece, only drinking hootch and...

What's the worst they could do? Posting on The Escapist forums probably. OHHOHOHOHOHO! [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhmjnYKlVnM]

Oh yeah, all the time. Two main keywords here: "Touhou" and as Travis Touchdown very succintly put it: "MOE~" I could start making a list starting from Tifa of FFVII fame, but everyone's heard that one a million times for sure. And it'd most likely take for hours to compile. Additionally I'd...

That's a good question, actually. Is it about the software or the hardware? Personally I'd answer that it's neither, and no, I don't think it would in fact be polygamy for several people to marry the same virtual personality. Obviously from a legal perspective, I doubt that's recognized as a...

Though it most certainly is among the mootest of points, I'd like to point out that me and several other stubborn gamers (Like, maybe even more than two people! Maybe.) are still happily missing out on MW2 just on principle. (Oh don't mind me, just knee-jerk reacting to the "you do" not aimed...

Witch with a penchant for singing classic heavy metal is sooo seconded. I'd probably sing Iron Maiden though. Failing that, tankification would be good for releasing all that nerd rage. And I'd look totally hilarious in a suit, just like The Incredible Hulk. Hmm, must remember to wear oversized...

Strangely enough, Yahtzee wasn't the most important factor for me. It wasn't even his sweet hat. It's not a long story, but certainly too long and boring to be appropriate for anyone under or over any age. "I'd been linked to some article on The Escapist a year or two or something like that...

I'll just jump on the "omigosh, I luurve me some Mario Sunshine" bandwagon. (Who knew there was one?) Mainly because the abdominal-powered walrus transportation technique, i.e. mashing the B-button, is quite possibly the most glorious form of locomotion ever devised anywhere. A timeless classic...

A lot less "SHOULD HAVE BEEN DLC NOW I'LL HATE VALVE FOREVER ARR" here on the escapist than most of the internet it seems. Not sure what that means, if anything. I haven't a whole lot to add for now, since my friends are planning to acquire L4D2 from the physical plane, and that means...

Generally only stars, heated gas, quasars or other energetic stuff emitting light (Or x-rays and gamma rays and such, which are for all intents and purposes light.) can be seen really far away, so no outside light source is needed. Unless I somehow misunderstood what you're asking. The...

Stand aside, I'm a nerd! Firstly, as has been mentioned, the name "big bang" is basically a misnomer because nothing exploded. All that can be said is that at time "zero" everything was compressed down into a single point, or a "singularity", and what led to that cannot really be said...

If comic book characters count, then probably John Constantine just because Hellblazer is so awesome. The only downside would be that having a man crush on myself would be just narcissistic and thus liable to make me look just as self-centered as I really am. TF2 scout wouldn't be a bad...

Um, I don't even know where to start with you, I mean do you even know who you're talking to? Do you have any idea... any idea who I am? Basically, kind of a big deal. *flexes arm, no muscle to speak of is seen* Oh man, that's beaftiful. Are you listening? Okay. Grass grows, birds fly, sun...