Recent content by phats_cocks_strangla

All about the skins and caps baby. Skins are lookin good, goin to the game tomorow. Philly is gonna get a beating. EDIT:Whooops. Sorry my comp fucked up....lol

Well.....You guys got McNabb, we had him last year (Skins fan here) and he did okay..but hes not the same McNabb as he used to be. I liked to call him McNutts I smell playoffs this year for the skins, they lookin good. And the caps are gonna wreck shit this year. Crosbys a *****

HAHAHAHA. Holy fuck dude, That was hilarious. OP, I dont know if you're still lookin on this thread. But I'm goin through the same shit right now man. Fuckin watch this video if you havnt, I pissed my pants. Made me feel better, might make you also

You know you've played to much Gears of war and you think every ditch or hole in the ground is an emergence hole. Or if youve played to much Dragon age/WoW/ or whatever, and walking around with your group of friends you start thinking who would play what role, etc

Hm...Death is to much of an easy way out. I like to see some painfull and agonizing things done to people who deserve it. Like Child molesters and shit.

6'5 115 pounds? holy shit dude youre like a fucking stick! Age: 21 Race: White. American Height: 6'4 Weight: 215 pounds Im pretty nerdy, but you wouldnt know it by looking at me. I look more like a...white trash juggalo/ metal head :\

hahaha, I say 'balls' way to much, i even substitute words with balls in normal conversation. Like uuuuhh "Yo dude, have you played Gears of balls 3 yet?" :/ I curse way to much in general..Mainly 'Mother fucker' and 'God dammit'

I cant really remember anything random grunt NPCs say, atleast not off the top of my head. All though the introduction for 9-toes in borderlands was funny as piss. 9-TOES!( He also has 3 balls!)

All companies just want to make money. Why do people start buisnesses in the first place? to make money. its all about the bacon and it always will be. Just stop complaining and fucking game

the LOTR game looks pretty brutal, and wheres the love for nascar?

I like playing on easy/ normal difficulties. Its more fun, isnt that the point of a game? Fun? I want to be able to enjoy the story and kick ass and take some names. I Dont want to be gettin killed every level or be so worked up that i have veins popping out my fuckin head. I like just chillin...

Hahaha, same here. Its also hard for me to say 'Hyperbole' I always thought it was hilarious how my girlfriend cant say 'smooth' it always comes out as 'smoove' although she is black....so thats excused I guess

I miss not giving a damn about anything except for counter strike, halo and mcdonalds. Now i gotta put up with a fuckin job, money, women, etc. It sucks not being a kid

My best friend since like fuckin elementary school feels no pain. Its ridiculous, I once kicked him in the nards pretty hard and he just stood there and smiled at me. Im okay I guess at pain tolerance, it depends on what the injury is, a simple slap on my back is more painfull than getting...

Huh? How do you date for 3 months and not kiss the *****? meh whatever. I remember it, like...7 years ago. I was in 9th grade taking a math tutoring class at fuckin sylvan learning center, me and this slutty 8th grade ***** skipped it one day and took full advantage of being 14 and no...