Recent content by Pit of Despair

Rodney gets a sudden look on his face. He's concentrating on a thought that just struck him, stunning in it's simplicity. It's a way to get them out. It's the one method that never fails. Cleaving things in two, casting dreaded spells, calling on the God's favor...these are all subject to the...

Mix it? You don't need to mix it! Drink it straight! Do it! Now! CHUGCHUGCHUGCHUG! Seriously, a bit of help: don't combine it with Dr. Pepper. Instead of tasting like shit, you'll just be drinking something tasting like Dr. Pepper and shit.

I can turn an ordinary rubber band into the Bat-mobile. Sadly, this is the first thing I list on my resume.

A boot stomping on a face, forever.

I'm sorry. :( If it helps, it's from a supposedly haunted painting. ...wait...

*Flaps his e-penis around.* Hey guys what's going on here? This is kind of par for the course for a forum. At least you don't have to deal with a topic followed by five pages of barely-related image macros.

"Why, they couldn't hit an elephant at this dist-" Funny because it's true: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Sedgwick

PSH! Celebrities aren't actual people. They're robots. Why would I waste emotional energy hating robots? That's like hating my toaster...although, let's get this absolutely clear, I FUCKING HATE MY TOASTER. One day, a reckoning shall come. A RECKONING SHALL COME.

Get ready for the movie event of your life. Get ready to have your life changed forever. Get ready...to watch a depressed monkey sit in a cage for three hours. Get ready for...The Pit Of Despair! (Terrible because it's true, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pit_of_despair )

Oh, oh, let me do one! Ahem: I got a bad case of the cancer! ...wait I fucked up.

I go straight to the war room. I need no clothes and my weapon is the overpowering might of my own dongle.

My sinuses are stuffed. It's nothing serious. ... Who am I kidding I'm a fucking dead man.