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The difference is that the pony fascination tends to be highly aggressive in its method of portrayment. The closest analogue I've come up with is that they're kind of like the Jehovah's Witnesses of the internet. They've got something they want to share and they just will not shut the hell...

No, that's just being neurotic and co-dependent. Neither of those things is good. If you're getting butterflies just being around them, you're not in love.

So you paid about $98 USD for a game that's worth about $15 or $20. That makes you seem a little warped, man. Maybe that's just what all those beaches and venoms do to a man. The gunplay was crap. But then again, if it isn't Q3A, UT2k4, Painkiller, or Serious Sam, its gunplay is crap...

The gameplay was trash. It was trying to be an actual shooter with resource management (ammo management, medpack management) while trying to appeal to the morons that play modern shooters (regenerating health so you don't have to keep track of medpacks, can only carry a couple weapons so you...

Consoles happened. It's easier to sell derivative, uninspired piles of shit to the legions of moronic fratboy console gamers than it is to PC gamers. See, we that live on PCs have long since come to expect better of our developers - we want the game to be moddable, not more DLCs. We want...

Gonna enjoy watching Yahtzee ripping on Space Marine. The game pretty well sucks ass, and it definitely ain't worth $60. I personally want a refund, but whatever. The War40K setting is plenty of fun, though. It's a good way of getting internet nerds up in arms by bashing it, so I'd assume...

"Regenerating health." One more game I won't be buying.

Because they're the only big-name gamemaker that hasn't fallen into "two weapons, regenerating health, cover-based gameplay" shitpile that virtually everyone else has gotten sucked into thanks to Modern Warfare and Gears of War (the first ones) making trainloads of money. Serious Sam 3 will...

Generally friendly people, generally hot women, but everyone there is insane to live there with so many of the planet's most venomous animals around.

Bethesda has a proven track record of doing exactly what I described. Morrowind, Oblivion, Fallout 3, and I think you'd be a damn fool to assume otherwise about Skyrim.

Necroing this old review because I do have a FREE suggestion for those looking for a solid turn-based strategy game that doesn't involve building a civilization (if that's what you want, it simply does not get better than Alpha Centauri.) Battle of Wesnoth is an open source turn-based...

Soul Calibur, Tony Hawk, Guitar Hero, and the Mega Man games don't really count because they basically don't have a plot. Any plot that's present is purely there to provide unnecessary justification for the gameplay.

Yahtzee already did that with the BioShock 2 review. I'm assuming there are other ones in there (I think he panned the most recent God of War game for basically the same reasons), but BioShock 2 comes immediately to mind.

Probably agreed there. Baldur's Gate didn't exactly leave an "insert sequel here" ending, and neither did Tales of the Sword Coast, and yet Baldur's Gate II used the same main characters (numerous characters from the first game were again able to be party members, and since YOU are the main...

I played it vanilla the first time as well. I bought it mostly because I was still playing on a crappy computer and I could actually run Oblivion with settings turned down... and I had no internet access at the time. The biggest issue, the issue that almost everyone cited being reason for...