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    UK Atheists Hope to Eliminate Jedi Population

    However hilarious this "war" would be i think its great people can take the living piss out of the goverment by writing shit like jedi on the census forms.
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    The school bully's little brother problem. I.E The I'm screwed either way problem

    I reckon if you went hard and fast enough directly at the leader of the gang you could not only scare him shitless but carve a name for yourself as a hard kid whos not a dick
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    Glaring plot holes in games

    How did the Pillar of Autumn find Halo if they made a 'blind' jump? Though i think it may have been explained somewhere...
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    Are Motion Controls the Future?

    No they are gimmicky bullshit, but they'll be the future anyway because little kiddies will be able to "pway anwy gwame they wants!!"
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    Taking a punch

    The forehead would be good to take a hit on, the skull is very hard and a bad punch could mean your attacked breaks his knuckles. A strong punch led with the 2 outside knuckles can cuase a boxers break. believe me ive done it. Knuckle is still not where it used to be
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    Games you ARE a fan boy of.

    Self admitted halo fanboy, also, oblivion and..... runescape. god i loved that awful awful shit
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    Poll: Teen Shot dead after attempting to mug man

    Far too often in the country you are punished for defending what you are entitled to protect from unwarranted harm. In the heat of the moment, pulling the trigger 4 times would not even register. As long as the guy didnt stand over him and put a coup de grace into his head then he was well...
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    would you murder somone else to stay alive

    Lol at all the people who wouldnt do it. This is why your genes will be removed from the pool. Natural selection in motion.
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    Cloud Computing and The Story of the Ever Shrinking Technology

    Well boys and girls listen closely. For i am about to the the story of how Technology became small and why it will only get smaller. Cloud Computing is a rather fuzzy term that has no real definition, though it can be generally accepted that it refers to the outsourcing of data to the web...
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    Time Travel.

    Last week and win the lotto
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    Do Humans really have free will?

    If you understand that your choices are influenced then surely you can see that free will is an illusion? All our choices are influenced by our own sub-conscious, experiences you may not even remember may affect your ability to make free choice. There is a distinct difference between what you...
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    Do Humans really have free will?

    An interesting little point I mused on while bored out of my skull. Disregarding religion entirely or any sense of a higher being guiding us do we really have free will? We can of course choose our path whether cirumstances allow that path to fail or succeed. The very basis of free will in my...
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    Woman Claims to Own the Sun

    Hahhahhahahaha id like to see her enforce these fees. For one thing none of us have signed a contract. For a second the sun is giving us light and heat without our consent! perhaps we should charge her for unwanted brightness and heat? In fact im going to sue her for that time the sun...
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    Kind of team mate you hate in multiplayer?

    The bad sports, the ones that just will not accept they were beaten. Some ****** chatted shit to me after he won a game and i told him it was because he had host. He chatted even more shit so i challenged him to two rounds of slayer (halo 2). We played 1 round each aqs host i beat him by a...
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    Weird things you hate

    I fucking hate it when im cooking fahitas (correct spelling?) and i only have one type of pepper colour to cook. It looks bland compared to the visual feast that multicolour peppers bring.