Recent content by poopdog

USA I'd make the national spot tiger baseball. It's basicly like reguler baseball, only with live tigers attacking both teams, and it's legal for the players to murder each other in the field. I'd also turn Maui Hawaii into a federal prision island, just so when people are sentenced to jail...

I'd take the knife sitting on my desk right now and shank away!

Fallout 3 also has Liberty Prime

I blast my enemy's heads off with a shotgun at point blank.

I think that after gordan kills a crapload of advisors as the game's final bosses, gman comes up and says something like "well done gordan, however, my employers seem to no longer require your services" he then pulls a gun out of his brief case and points it at gordan's head... the screen then...

24 hours is a disgrace. but, like evolution, only the strong will survive to populate the gameing community.

I would go for the benevolent dictatorship. the populence all works in forced labor camps for 12 hour work days and armed gards at every turn. the people would be so busy that they couldn't possibly ressist. who said that the utopia had to be good for everyone?

It's for protection! you never know when a zombie monkey might jump out and pause your game!

matrix pong! the most advanced AI and grafix settings! you actually feel like your the pong block!

magnisan's a douche who always complains and freeman can't say no because he can't talk /thred

my guess is that they figrued their empire wouldn't last that long, so they just decided to stop. that, or they got lazy. half life 2 episode 3 is also supposed to come out in 2012.

a man builds, a paracite asks "need a dispenser here!" -mixed sorces

valve finally gets around to reliesing half life episode three, and procides to start making duke nukem forever... in other news, microsoft and sony both went bankrupt trying to outsell the wii, and nintendo has released it's 9001st mario game and its tenth zelda.

the g man isn't a hulusination, in the first half life, he can be seen talking to another scientist before the test.mabey he is trying to keep the combine from his dimention.

what the hell is in gman's briefcase?!?